X-Men Candy Sticks!
Tonight myself and some of the people from my sinister anime overlord agency were over at Dave & Buster’s, and were playing various games on their ‘Million Dollar Midway’. (The i, d, w, and a were missing from ‘Midway’, so it just said ‘Million Dollar M Y’. I wish I’d brought my camera.)
There are basically two areas to the ‘Midway’ - normal games, and ‘redemption’ games, the ones that award tickets or other prizes as a result of skillful play. I had an old card from a Power Combo that had about 2 credits left on it (where most of the games want 2.2… or 2.5… or such.) Along the line I found a crane machine full of candy, which claimed that it would NEVER leave you without a prize after playing! In fact, if it failed to grab a prize, it would add another credit and let you try again! Wow, I would have my sugar NO MATTER WHAT!
And lo and behold, I got a pack of Sweet Tarts, and these… very curious… “X-Men Candy Sticks”.
(The box was originally in quite pristine condition, until it spent some time being transported in one of the pockets of those which I refer to as my ninja pants. Yeah, maybe ninjas don’t wear these specifically, but they’re the most comfortable and wonderful black cargo pants I’ve ever owned and I would certainly wear them if I was a ninja. Moving right along…)
Yes… the sticks themselves look like something purchased right off the street in Opa-Locka.
Well then.
If this is what crack is like, I am sorely disappointed. It was quite tasteless, and barely even sweet. Remember kids, don’t even bother with crack. Le sigh. Here are the apparent ingredients of CRACK, should you be curious:
Remember to tell the cops you got the secret ingredient list off the INTERNET!!!
November 14th, 2005 at 1553Z
sound like popeye’s candy sticks… except more mutagenic.
beckie likes them. theyre basically sticks of sugar with a binding agent in it. hence the tastelessness. the ones you got were probably pretty damn old because as they age they tend to become drier, harder and less sweet.