________________The Plastic Incubus____________________ 
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|     Hi! I'm Squinky, and I'll be your nauseatingly    |
|     cute guide through this world of surreal ASCII    |
|                  fun and adventure!                   |
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|                   | (o)(o) |                          |
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|                    Uuu  uuU                           |
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|                  Okay, that's it. We have just lost a |
|   Spackle 'em, James.        cast member.             |
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|        .|||||.                 .,-'~'-,.              |
|       / o   o \               / (q) (q) \             |
|      |    ?    |             |     *     |            |
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|         uUuUu                  OuuO OuuO              |
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|       @%^&              S@$#      cXY    z@#$         |
|        $%H             @#$@ASB    AWERG      ASR      |
| (random ASCI@ spla%ter@     #$%                       |
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|    You know, I don't see how that was                 |
|     in any way funny or amusing.                      |
|             /   ___________                           |
|            /   |     |     |    Yeah, you're right.   |
|     .|||||.    |     |     |             /            |
|    / o   o \   |-----|-----|        .,-'~'-,.         |
|   |    ?    |  |     |     |       / (q) (q) \        |
|    \   -   /   |_____|_____|      |     *     |       |
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|      uUuUu                           ||   ||          |
|                                     OuuO OuuO         |
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| - DEFENESTRATE!!! -                                   |
|  /      |        \            Now, that was amusing.  |
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|               | /\/   \/  \ |                         |
|               ||          / |      .,-'~'-,.          |
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