So... without further poo, here it is.

This should work okay in GUI-based browsers as long as they figure out that it needs a fixed-width font.

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|                                                     |
|           I just don't get it. Why do people show   |
|           such aggression towards me just because   |
|            I'm nauseatingly cute?           |       |
|                                             |       |
|    pik pika pik pi pika chupika pikapika    |       |
|         chu pikachu chupik pikapi chu       |       |
|          |                                  |       |
|     ^      ^                                        |
|    / \    / \                                       |
|   /   \__/   \                      ______          |
|  |            |                    / _  _ \         |
| Y|  (*)  (*)  |Y                  | (o)(o) |        |
| ||   o    o   ||                  |   /\   |        |
| \     \__/    |/                   \______/         |
|  \____________/                     ||  ||          |
|   *** forget it, I can't ***       Uuu  uuU         |
| *** draw that damned thing ***                      |
|_____________________________________________________|
|                                                     |
|                              Thanks, I understand   |
|                                      now.           |
|     ^   %  S $ /\                                   |
|      \ \ |   |   / / % /s2                          |
|  @!#$-\\   |  / | //  --                            |
|  S  @$#@  SDG@  @$#!  --                ______      |
| --_-_  S2!#%^ 2!#%  3@$! VA            / _  _ \     |
| ^#$!@! (SPLAT!!!!) GG@!$HG    (BANG!) | (o)(o) |    |
| --@$T==$@TGBH AW@ SDV!@#Y -  ========~|   \/   |    |
| ASDG@ GB#@$%GH EB(ERG*#!#BH     |BFG | \______/     |
|!#%T@$T VA#WGH @$GH@BHQAGBW#G    |7000|  ||  ||      |
| WRG@$G@$!#R*FVCU!#*Q#$TG*VQJE          Uuu  uuU     |
|_____________________________________________________|
|   Here at The Plastic Incubus, we take pride in     |
|     being the crudest ASCII comic in existence.     |
|            Thank you for reading.                   |
|                     -VXO                            |
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