Like a bubonic plague, bad music has proliferated worldwide at a teriffic rate.

This is simply an attempt to reclaim the soundwaves for musical nonmediocrity.

Or... something like that.

QSY! was brought to you by the number -5 and the thermionic valve.

QSY! is an abbreviation meaning 'change frequency'. If you heard any of the songs or artists mentioned within on the radio, it's likely you did just that.

Now, let's get on with the beating of the proverbial sonic dead horses.

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