that must have hurt...

I've noticed something a lot lately. You've probably noticed it too. In fact, if you haven't, you probably don't live in Miami.

This phenomenon I've discovered is that people are quite willing, for reasons unknown, to have various piercings done that look incredibly stupid.

I'm not going to try to say anything truly intelligent here at all. I'm going to instead rattle off a list of the great sins of stupidity I've observed.

In short, everyone, please use some discretion, especially when it comes to sharp and possibly unflattering objects.

for the love of eris, discard that cubic zirconia.