Fnord?


Fnord is what they make vegetarian meatloaf out of without the vegetables.

Fnord is a state of mind somewhere between phosphorus and lasagna fascism.

Fnord is why none of your pens except those you've 'liberated' from someone
else work as well.

Fnord is that static crash that replies to your CQ when no humans are present.

Fnord is a belly-dancing member of the conspiracy.

Fnord is that feeling you get when wondering whether or not to push that
unmarked red button you just found on the on the wall of the bus, starboard
and amidships.

Fnord is wanted in sixty-three and a quarter states, including the square
root of Montana.

Fnord is volumeless anti-soda that travels upwards out of a paper cup to
allow the soda to enter from above.

Fnord is why nobody trims their fingernails with a katana.

Fnord is that fluffy stuff that floats weightlessly in the shafts of light from a
window on a sunny day.

Fnord is what allows Willow to beat James at chess.