If you collect and send in ten of the safety pins from those flash grenades, they send you a secret decoder ring! Oooh.
The theme music to go along with this nonsense... A New Found Glory - Boy Crazy (just the portion above). Sorry for the occasional click or pop in that... the CD I, uh, liberated it from had definitely at one time seen better days (when cdparanoia can't get a clean read, you know it's gone somewhere south of Key West).
I am truly amazed at how well this comic came out, for something that just popped into my head at 5 AM.
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