I came across your site and
see that you have links to some hair removal products. We have a hair
removal product that you may be interested in adding a link to.
If you have any questions please do not hesitate to contact me and thank you in advance for your consideration.
Also you can use the following code for our link if you like
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Well, J.D, first, I have some advice for you: Stop doing acid, you freak.
Okay, now that you're no longer on any hallucinogens, let's just see
what product you are trying to get us to give you free promotion for,
Wow. Your product is truly revolutionary! Who would ever have thought that unwanted body hair could be easily removed merely by tearing it out
via brute force? This is truly amazing! Your product also serves as an
exfoliant, as it adheres to the outer layers of your epidermis (who the
heck needs that? It's just a bunch of dead cells anyway!), and takes
them away with the cloth strip you cheerfully tear off of your flesh!
I'll be sure to purchase a couple jars of your revolutionary ooze some
time between now and when the sun becomes a red giant. Thank you, and
enjoy the ride to my Trash folder.